Thursday, May 28, 2009

Fierce Blogs - What Makes A Diva A True Diva?


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A true diva has to be…
  1. Somebody who never goes crazy upon seeing the “SALE” sign in boutiques.
  2. No to Jollibee or Mc Donalds. Or any fast food for that matter.
  3. Will not be caught wearing an Ukay-Ukay (second hand clothes) line of clothing.
  4. Are never pleased to receive flowers and chocolates from suitors. Guys, you have to give more than that.
  5. Arrives in the office late and never feels guilty about it (as if nothing happened).
  6. Ignores and does not reply to text messages (SMS). Call her if you want to talk to her, please.
  7. You will never (or seldom) hear the phrases: “Thank you”, “Please” and “I am sorry”.
  8. Does not know how to drive a car because she has her personal chauffeur.
  9. No to Avon or Sun-sun cosmetics, please. Yuck!
  10. Owns more than 30 pairs of shoes (excluding slip-ons).
  11. Does not carry a lot of cash. Totally into the habit of swiping the greatest plastic ever invented – credit card.
  12. She is a size 0.
  13. Would never initiate to say hello to an acquaintance she bumps along the way.
  14. Knows a lot of fashion designers.
  15. Does not understand the concept of reservation or booking. A true diva arrives and leaves as she pleases.
  16. If you want to invite a diva to your party, she needs 2 months notice.
  17. Does not queue (line up) along with the commoners. A true diva always has a VIP pass.
  18. Does not watch any tele-serye (drama series).
  19. Would slap or pour hot coffee to somebody who would ask her, “How old are you?”
  20. Leaves the country more than 10 times a year. Not for official business; but for holidays.
  21. Her concept of work is to dressing up Mondays to Fridays.
  22. Thinks that reading is a total waste of time. A true diva would rather have her nails done.
  23. She will never repeat an outfit more than twice in her lifetime. This is a crime in a biblical sense.
  24. Would never accept a bride’s maid role in weddings. Just the label of being a “maid” gives her goose bumps.
  25. She would never be embarrassed about anything. She can literally fart inside an elevator full of passengers and still project a true diva look – “The-mind-your-own-business look”. After all, she is a true dignified diva.
If most of these traits described fits you, congratulation! You are a monster! Chances are; a lot of people would like to cut your wrist and squeeze your neck until you bleed to death!

Now, this is what I call fierce!

Good luck in finding the true diva in you…

Enrico - Fierce Blogs...

18 comments:

Lady Booger said...

You are one funny guy! I love your blog and I am a fan!

Lester Mayer said...

My answer is almost no to your statements.. Does it mean I am not a diva? huhuhu Poor me!

poledward said...

inperness first choice palang bagsak na agad ako..I always go crazy pag nakakakita ako ng sale sign..hehehe

Eric Capacia's Fierce Blogs on May 28, 2009 10:08 PM said...

@ poledward...

That's okay.. There is still the diva in you for sure :)

"K" said...

Guilt as charged...

kookie on May 28, 2009 10:31 PM said...

hahaha! kaloka! none of the above ako.. commoner ako eh.. HAHA

Eric Capacia's Fierce Blogs on May 28, 2009 10:35 PM said...

@kookie - don't fret.. So am I :)

Bay on May 29, 2009 6:41 PM said...

Listen to Dame Joan Sutherland, a true DIVA, a prima donna assoluta, la stupenda, the greatest coloratura that graced the opera world.

Great webpage, pards. Kudos! Keep up man!

Eric Capacia's Fierce Blogs on May 30, 2009 8:38 PM said...

@ Bay...
Thanks for sharing the info and thanks for droppin' by my blog site. Come back anytime :)

Be fierce!

Marquee on June 01, 2009 1:10 PM said...

Ako my kilalang diva.. hehehe

Eric Capacia on June 01, 2009 1:30 PM said...

@ Marquee
Sino naman???? hahahaha

JR said...

I didn't know you'll blog something about me behind my back. This is so me you could have at least ask me because I know.. I KNOW.. this is me..

JR said...

I didn't know you'll blog something about me behind my back. This is so me you could have at least asked me because I know.. I KNOW.. this is me..
Yes, I'll post this twice.

enJAYneer on June 05, 2009 9:56 AM said...

hehehe... interesting post.. ^_^


-enJAYneer-
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Eric Capacia's Fierce Blogs on July 05, 2009 2:31 AM said...

@ enJAYneer thanks for reading :)

Anonymous said...

I guess the blogger is a diva after all! Congratulations! The blogger is a monster!

Larry Uy on March 27, 2010 8:29 AM said...

The blogger is crazy, witty and updated!
Nice site layout. Who designed it?

Anonymous said...

you are one crazy blogger. my stomach still hurts from laughing...no offense but you're not refering to yourself when you made the list aren't you...

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